The Cool Theory

10 postulates of the 'being cool' theory as proposed by your humble blogger: 1.Pronounce the word 'dude' in the correct way.Try not to change the accent too much. Do not use it like it's the only word in your vocabulary.People will be frustrated in either case. 2.Continued exposure to memes and tweets on social networking sites gives you new ways of putting old things. Eg. One does not simply pass a Math test. I will act in accordance with the rules of the school,said no one ever. 3.Create a unique image of yourself in public.This may require you to create a tagline which you can use effectively. Eg. I love victory,and it,me. 4. You are considered cool if you are not frustrated when people mock you. Situations may sometimes require you to mock yourself.I guess now you know why everybody ain't cool. 5. Friends.The ones you roam with influences the degree of your coolness by a large extent. 6. There are movies and certain TV series you need to watch before you proclaim yourself as 'cool': These include Sherlock(BBC),Lord of the Rings,DEFINITELY NOT TWILIGHT etc. 7. There is one person you need to follow(except me,ofcourse):Zlatan Ibrahimovich. 8. Never,ever,ever commit a grammar error on a social networking site. Putting a '.' after every sentence/comment will look a class apart. Eg. "you look very nyce" may be refurbished as "You look very nice.". 9. Be super intelligent and a superb athlete,and I can assure you,you are on your way to ..well..my level. (Pun heavily intended) 10. Be humourous.Step 2 may come handy here.Be it any serious situation,never limit yourself from cracking a joke or two. Eg. Interviewer:How did you prepare for the interview? Ans. I took a bath this morning. If you did not laugh at that last one,I can understand. Allow me to take your leave.